One day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person went to play a game of Basketball down at the local sports centre. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person wasn't very good, but that didn't matter because it was all about the fun and taking part. This is Britain after all, where mediocrity is celebrated and showing effort in failure is applauded. The local Basketball team were practising on the court. They were very good. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person once tried to get on the team, but he wasn't good enough. In fact, they were very cruel to him when they told him he'd not made the squad. They laughed at him and threw things at him, things like cans, bricks and tyres. This made The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person sad at the time, but seeing them for the first time since, he just felt angry. So The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person started to think up a plan.
The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person called one of them over to him. The Basketball player instantly recognised him, and like a bully would, called his team mates over, and then started to laugh at The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. They started to say very cruel things to The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person, they made fun of his green skin, his funny shaped eyes and his funky shirt. This didn't bother The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person though, as he started making fun back by telling them their team was rubbish, pointing out they'd lost lots of games and told the captain of the team that Larry 'The Lad' Lotto was boinking his girlfriend, behind the Basketball Arena during every home game. This made their captain very angry.
The Basketball team told The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person they were going to beat him up. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person told them how pathetic it was that an entire team needed to pick on one person, and with that he whipped out a massive stick and whacked the crap out of them all. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person may be rubbish at Basketball, but he was great at hitting people with sticks. He'd even put some dog muck on the end of it to really piss them off. After The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person had knocked the heck out of them all, he promised them that if they ever came after him, they'd have to kill him because if they didn't, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person would come back with an even bigger stick, with even more dog muck on the end, and whack even more hell out of them. With that The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person left, leaving a big pile of broken boned, Basketball playing, dog muck smelling bullies behind. Today, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person totally rocked!
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