One day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person and The Wally Duck were playing tig on titty hills fields. Tig was a fun game and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person had declared himself the champion of the town. He always said that titty hills fields was his territory and nobody could beat him at tig around here. The Wally Duck was useless at tig, and could never 'tig' The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person because he wasn't fast enough.
The game of tig was almost over when The Wally Duck noticed a tent pitched in the field behind the titty hills. "I wonder who are there?" asked The Wally Duck. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person jumped on The Wally Duck and shouted "tig, tig, tig, tig" whilst slapping him. He then got up, cried "I win" and answered "I don't know, lets go find out".
The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person and The Wally Duck walked over to the tent. They slowed down as they got there. It wasn't a large tent, but there was a cooker outside and a couple of pot noodles. Just as they got very close the tent opened and out jumped a cat. "Oh hello there, I'm Mindy the Cat". The Wally Duck was very excited to meet a cat and he immediately introduced himself and made friends. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was a little shy and moped about instead.
The Wally Duck was nosey and asked Mindy the Cat what she was doing. Mindy the Cat told The Wally Duck that she was here with her friend, Rick the Sheep, for the Ray Liotta big screen festival. "It's going to be awesome" Mindy the Cat said, "There are going to be thousands here, they're showing lots of Ray's films, there are tribute acts going on and then the headline act is the re-premiere of Cop Land, but they've made Ray Liotta re-dub all his parts so he speaks clearer and there is also an extra scene.
The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person had been listening in. "Ha, Ray Liotta is rubbish" he shouted. That wasn't a wise thing as just a minute earlier around 59,000 Ray Liotta fans had turned up for this festival. Thankfully the chant of "Muppets in space, Muppets in space, Muppets in space" from them had drowned out The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person's remark.
The festival was filling up, The Wally Duck wanted to stay but didn't have a tent, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was being miserable. Then, Mindy the Cat's friend, Rick the Sheep came out of the tent. He was a huge Ray Liotta fan, and had even travelled around the world watching Field of Dreams in every language it was dubbed into. This really impressed The Wally Duck. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was very rude about it. "I'm so happy they've made a new scene for Cop Land, even if Stallone isn't in it" said Rick the Sheep. The Wally Duck was a big fan of Sly Stallone "It's okay though" said Mindy the Cat, "They managed to get Hulk Hogan to play Sly's part, so that's cool". The Wally Duck prefers Hulk Hogan to Sly Stallone, so he is extra happy. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person started to cry.
(At some point this will be) To be continued...
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