Wednesday 5 September 2007

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person - Jogging in the Park

One Day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person, The Wally Duck and their friend, Misty the Massive Monster, Went for a jog in the park. The park was a lovely place for a jog, especially in the summer months... sadly it was darkest winter, the sun had long since gone in and the scary men and dirty ladies of the night were out. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was jogging in the middle of the other two, he was quite scared and expected Misty the Massive Monster to protect him. At that point, Misty the Massive Monster dropped a huge bomb shell. "Well that's me" he said, "I'll see you guys later". "W..what?" stuttered The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. The Wally Duck explained to The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person that Misty the Massive Monster lived in the middle of the park. Misty the Massive Monster asked The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person if he were scared, and if so he offered to walk them out of the park, but The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person just laughed off such a suggestion.

Oh Dear. Now The Wally Duck and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person were all alone in the park. The Wally Duck then dropped another bombshell by saying he was staying in the pond here, because his cousin Casper Ronald Marshall was a waste of time, bound for failure and The Wally Duck wanted to laugh at him before he failed. Now The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was all alone in the scary park. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person started to jog, and then started to run... run as fast as his froggy legs would let him. Some friendly looking people with red eyes noticed him and decided to chase. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person ran even faster. YES! The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person managed to get out of the park and onto the safer streets. With the dangers left behind, he just had to worry about street crime. Parks are rubbish.

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