Monday 27 August 2007

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person - The big WhEEl

One Day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was all excited because the fun fair was in town. The fun fair came once a year and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person used to save money up for the rides. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person put on the funkiest shirt he could find, and went down to the leisure centre car park, where the fun fair was being held.

Down at the fun fair, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person met The Wally Duck. The Wally Duck was with his friend, Tina the Trout. Tina the Trout had already been on lots of rides. The Wally Duck had been on lots too, but didn't want to go on the big wheel because it was too high. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person didn't like heights, but he didn't want to let anyone else know that, so when Tina the Trout asked him to join her on the big wheel, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person agreed.

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person and Tina the Trout got onto the big wheel. Tina the Trout was enjoying it, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was quite scared of falling out, but he trusted the safety certificate he'd seen, so he tried to relax and NOT look down. At that moment The Wally Duck shouted "Hey, Can you see me down here?" towards them. Instinctively and foolishly The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person looked down to see! They were right at the top now and it was a long way down, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was very scared and... it happened. He was so scared of heights it was a natural reaction. As grateful as she should be for the moisture, Tina the Trout was not impressed. Thankfully, there was no one below to get a shower from it.

When they got to the bottom, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person quickly got off and left the park. The Wally Duck and Tina the Trout followed him to his house. They told him not to be upset, and cheered him up by gorging a huge seafood pizza and watching Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion on the tv.

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