The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person - Bored Itchy

One day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person didn't have anywhere to go. It was raining very hard outside and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person didn't want to go outside and get wet. The Wally Duck was also visiting his ducky friends in another pond and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person didn't know where.

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person tried to think of something to do. He couldn't though. Then, the telephone rang. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person answered with his usually grumpy voice. He soon cheered up when Liz the Crab was on the other end. She was bored to. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person instantly invited her around to his pad. She accepted and told him she'd be around shortly.

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person had been warned many times about the dangers of Liz the Crab. She wasn't a 100% crab, she was more like a crab stick. She was half woman, half crab. She walked sidewards and had a shell. There was another reason for the crab name as well, but The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person couldn't remember. They'd never actually met before, but The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person had heard lots of stories, she sounded fun.

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person put on one of his funky shirts and some smelly scent. He washed his sexy green skin and practised his chat-up lines. The telephone rang again. It was The Wally Duck. He was having a great time at the other pond and wanted to know if The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person wanted to come and join him. He would have wanted to earlier, but Liz the Crab is coming now, so The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person explained Liz the Crab was on her way over, so he'll see The Wally Duck when he gets back. The Wally Duck is horrified and tells The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person that he must not mix with Liz the Crab because he is weak and she is bad. This annoyed The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person, he told The Wally Duck to go play with his friends and he put the telephone down. Just before he moved the receiver from his green ear, The Wally Duck said something like "but what about the mice". This puzzled The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person.

Liz the Crab arrived. She looked lovely and wasted no time in trying to woo The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. This "but what about the mice" comment was playing on The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person's mind. It clearly was supposed to mean something and 'Mice' was the important word. What about the 'mice'? the 'ice'? the 'dice'? Did The Wally Duck mean furry dice? Ah just forget about it, Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. Go and play with Liz the Crab.
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The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person plays with Liz the Crab all afternoon. They have fun. She leaves. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person drinks some spirits and smokes some cigarettes, he begins to think about the 'mice' word. What could it have been? He goes through the alphabet.

Aice, Bice, Cice, Dice... narr. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person scratches his head.
Eice, Fice, Gice, Hice, Ice? Hmm, It was cold today? But no, it can't be ice, it wasn't that cold. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person continues to scratch his head at this one.
Jice, Kice, Lice.. Hmm Lice maybe? The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person thinks it could be Lice, he's still scratching, but not his head any more. Yes it is Lice! That is where the nickname Liz the Crab comes from. Oh no! That was pretty instant!

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person feels very silly for ignoring The Wally Duck. Girls are Dirty! Stay Away!