Once upon a time there was an incredibly stupid frog person. Today was a cold day, and The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person decided to go and see his friend, The Wally Duck. The Wally Duck was almost as stupid as The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. The Wally Duck used to swim with his normal Duck friends on the Duck pond, but The Wally Duck used to swim on the bit where all the drunks had wee's or vomit into when they'd drunk too much beer. The Wally Duck also dreams of being the centre forward for 'Ducks United Football Club'. The other ducks told him there was a team called Ducks United, and ever since The Wally Duck has believed them. Even The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person wouldn't be that stupid. Ducks cannot even play football!
The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person went down to the pond to meet The Wally Duck. The Wally Duck tells him how the other ducks are all out hunting down stale bread. The Wally Duck suggests they have a game of football. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person tells Wally Duck he's a total spam piece for even suggesting they play football. The Wally Duck's feelings are hurt, but he's not letting some half-frog/half-person call him a 'Spam piece' so he pecks him until his green skin turns red. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person runs home crying as The Wally Duck screams "You're the Spam Piece you idiot.... see you next week, yeah?".