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Once upon a time there was an incredibly stupid frog person. With Christmas coming, and presents to buy, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person needed some money to buy presents, but he didn't have a job because he was too stupid. He once tried to work at a shop, but he kept sending people to the toilets. He tried to phone his good friend, Cyril the sadistic seller. Cyril once told The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person that he'd make a great seller because he has a natural selling talent. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person didn't believe him. This sent Cyril the sadistic seller into a deep depression because he'd failed to sell The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person on the idea that he could be a good seller. Cyril the Sadistic Seller's depression got so bad he attempted to cut his palms off with the battery cover from a sky digibox remote control. At this point, one of his friends checked him into a rehab clinic, where Cyril the Sadistic Seller lost all his money because it was too expensive. Upon Cyril the Sadistic Seller's release, any fixing was instantly wiped out due to a lack of money.

The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person could not find Cyril the Sadistic Seller's telephone number, but The Wally Duck knew it, so he flew up to The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person's house with it. The Wally Duck has a great memory for telephone numbers. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person telephoned Cyril the Sadistic Seller but there was no answer. The Wally Duck watches The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person try about 12 times over 4 hours before saying "If you're trying to speak to Cyril the Sadistic Seller, you won't get him. He finally managed to cut one of his palms off with a battery cover and he bled to death. Apparently the remote control battery covers for Sky HD boxes are much sharper than regular or sky+ ones". The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was incredibly angry at The Wally Duck for not telling him earlier. He was also sad for Cyril the Sadistic Seller, but only because it meant he couldn't get a job and that meant there would be no Christmas gifts for anyone. He secretly thought Cyril the Sadistic Seller was a bugger.

The End.