Monday, 20 August 2007
The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person - Déjà vu isn't just a warning for epileptics
One day, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person went to visit his best friend, The Wally Duck. The Wally Duck lived in the Duck Pond in the municipal park. He got the name "The Wally Duck" because he is a bit of a wally. He thinks he can become a footballer and he swims about in dirty water. He is a very friendly duck though, possibly the friendliest duck in the world. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person, on the other hand, is not very friendly at times, and today was his male-monthly day.
Today, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person was being especially rude to The Wally Duck. He'd already urinated on him, and was just about to vomit on his stash of bread crusts when The Wally Duck finally snapped and flew after The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person. He flew straight into him, knocking him right over and then The Wally Duck proceeded to bite him to pieces. The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person cried a lot. When The Wally Duck had finished, The Incredibly Stupid Frog Person picked up the chunks of his flesh he could find, and ran home, crying all the way.